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do you ever want to gently float up to someone and whisper “this isn’t a debate; i am actually educated on the subject and i’m telling you you’re wrong”
my life
Taurus: Marigold Orange. Tasteful, but uncompromising.
Gemini: Canary Yellow. Lively but short-lasting.
Cancer: Teal. Nurturing but hurt.
Leo: White. Giving if noticed.
Virgo: Mint Green. Elegant, cold.
Libra: Coral. Well liked, passive.
Scorpio: Wine. Vigorous but oh so bitter.
Sagittarius: Azure. Adventurous, unforgiving.
Capricorn: Oxford Blue. Wise, unobtainable.
Aquarius: Lavender. We love your smell but you can be dry.
Pisces: Ballet slipper. A Delicate and dreamy weapon.
Taurus: has white shimmering scales and if the sun shines on the scales in a correct angle, it’ll appear in different colours, creating beautiful rainbows across the sky. Humans are very fond of this dragon.
Gemini: can appear in various colours since it sheds its scales once a year, changing its colour randomly. Likes to travel and can be found all around the world. It isn’t bound to a specific place.
Cancer: lives in a hidden place and has hardly ever been seen by the human eye, but it’s highly sought by them because it’s said that drinking its blood will cure any kind of disease.
Leo: able to breathe burning blue hot fire, roasting anyone coming near it. It has golden scales worth a lot of money, but hard to take down due to their strong stamina.
Virgo: it has steely, sharp scales that can cut through anything. Humans like to hunt them down for their scales, using them to craft weapons. Therefor only very few of them are left.
Libra: is the most intelligent dragon. Clever enough to learn how to speak and interact with humans. In rare cases it can form a very strong bond to a certain human. Due to their similar minds, humans choose not to hunt them.
Scorpio: is purple with a very sharp tail producing deadly poison at the tip and therefore one single stab is able to kill. Very cunning when hunting and precise at aiming. Lives in mountain caves.
Sagittarius: smaller than the average size of a dragon, but has the fastest wings due to its light weight and is able to reach higher above the clouds than any other dragon.
Capricorn: only dragon to have horn on its head, which are highly desirable to human-kind. It has big silky-looking wings that are able to blow away enemies when flapping them.
Aquarius: a slim long dragon with blue scales, which makes it a very fast camouflaged swimmer. Can hold its breath up to 20 minutes under water. It lures the prey into water and wraps itself around the prey, letting it drown.
Pisces: it lives in freezing climates and has thick white scales to protect itself from the cold. Instead of fire it breathes ice, freezing its enemies and preys to death.
SIGNS WHEN ANGRY/ARGUING
ARIES: explosive. anything can trigger their anger. they’ll swear a lot, and don’t be scared when they start yelling (it’s going to be loud). they’ll also say things they will regret later on when things cool down. their temper is short but they don’t normally hold long grudges. it is best to avoid them when they are mad, for they will not see, hear, smell, taste, nor feel any reason.
TAURUS: not very quick to anger, but when they get mad, they get mad. if told to calm down, they will do the exact opposite and will begin to bash on the person who tells them to chill. will become cold and silent for a bit which could lead to exploding anger if their buttons continue to be pushed. just give them some space and time to cool down on their own.
GEMINI: aggressive. releases anger through words. normally wins arguments with reason and logic. will not listen to what the other person has to say if it’s illogical to them, and most of the time everything is illogical. if they are unable to express anger with words, they may just resort to screaming and/or throwing things.
CANCER: angry criers. normally when confronted with a situation that can result to them getting angry, they’ll walk away to avoid an argument. but if they do manage to catch the anger flu, they’ll become passive-aggressive towards the person they are angry with. if in an argument, they may just use the good ol’ waterworks to end the conflict.
LEO: just like their lion counterparts, leos will roar. the louder they can be, the better. they will swear and try to break the other person in an argument, using hurtful words and saying hurtful things. they aren’t the ones to say sorry first, if they apologize at all.
VIRGO: when first angered, virgos will try to swallow their emotions. they will hold in as much anger as possible, but when it becomes too much, they will burst. because of this, their anger is sometimes viewed as unreasonable, considering they may get angry over nothing if they hold in their emotions for too long. if greatly hurt, it may be hard to get forgiveness out of them and they can hold grudges for a very, very long time.
LIBRA: unlike most of the other signs, libras are quite calm when angry. they will be blunt and tell you why they are upset with you and will have justifications to their anger. on certain cases, they may become passive-aggressive or even have small bursts of anger, but it quickly passes. it may be hard to seek for forgiveness from them if pushed too far.
SCORPIO: you will not hear or see a scorpios anger, you’ll feel it. believing to be above getting angry and unable to stand being seen as weak when angry, they will become sarcastic and full of harsh criticism. they are mostly on the defensive side of arguments and try to avoid conflict in fear of destroying the other person. because of their excellency in controlling their emotions, scorpios will almost never explode or lash out on you. it sometimes can be hard to get their forgiveness, so apologize quickly before they think twice.
SAGITTARIUS: unable to easily control their emotions, the anger of a sagittarius may be confusing. they may become tongue-tied in their anger, or flood the other person with metaphors and weird language (like phrasing things differently). they also may become sidetracked with other emotions, and will stray away from the main reason they were angry.
CAPRICORN: there are different stages of anger. they will firstly attempt to address the things that make them angry. they will sternly tell the other person the things they have done or continue to do that make them upset. if further argued with, they may leave the scene to prevent more damage OR will gradually begin to yell, shout, and scream if pushed far enough. if you get them to the yelling stage, any forms of apologies are useless. they will not forgive, and they will not forget. it is best to apologize in their beginning stage of listing things that make them mad. listen to those things and try to change your errors if you want to continue a relationship with them.
AQUARIUS: disliking the thought of losing control over emotions, they will not initially burst. when angry, they become aloof and distance, and will most likely give the other person silent treatment. if you do not see this stage, their anger may build up. if it becomes too much, they will either continue silent treatment for a long time, or begin to yell and lash out. it is best to apologize and seek amends during the silent treatment stage, for they can be bitter after an argument for awhile.
PISCES: they truly are scary when mad. it takes a lot to work them up, for they are generally kind people. when angry, they will become violent and enraged all while crying rivers. they may sometimes blank out when terribly upset, and will throw tantrums and uncontrollable fits. after they realize what they have done, they will apologize and seek for the other persons forgiveness. they are quick to forgive as well.
a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?
70,000 people have reblogged this but no one is trying to defend themselves
There is nothing to defend
#i read a post once that described 90s kids as the generation of nostalgia #because so much technological advancement happened in such a rapid timeframe when we were growing up #that we can clearly remember having technologies that are now obsolete #like going from a corded hugeass phone to a small computer in your pocket just within our formative years is a major thing #and it sparks a nostalgia for our seemly ‘simpler’ childhoods #because so much rapid development makes it seem like it was a lot longer ago than it actually was (x)
This is the most solid explanation of our decade I have ever heard.
TAURUS: i do more than eat food omfg
GEMINI: what the fuck
CANCER: this is so not me... omfg wait THIS one is ME tho
LEO: pls keep feeding my ego
VIRGO: if i'm not being compared to beyonce idgaf
LIBRA: is this me? someone tell me if this is me omg
SCORPIO: why am i always the evil one i'll murder all ur asses
SAGITTARIUS: haha i don't care *reblogs*
CAPRICORN: i'm not nearly as motivated as these posts make me seem
AQUARIUS: i'm fine with this
PISCES: i'm not THAT sensitive *starts crying*
the ‘queen’ squad
scorpio, virgo, capricorn, leo, aries, aquarius, gemini
Which Baby Are You?
- JANUARY BABY
Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality.
- FEBRUARY BABY
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone new and realize that you are a perfect match.
- MARCH BABY
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others. If you repost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your new love in 8 days.
- APRIL BABY
Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confidant. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Systematic. Hot but has brains. If you repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that’s caught your eye will introduce themselves and you will realize that you are very much alike in the next 2 days.
- MAY BABY
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High-spirited. If you repost this in the next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone you do not speak too much in the next 4 days.
- JUNE BABY
You’ve got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you’ve got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you will meet someone that may possibly become one of your closest friends, if you repost this in 5 minutes.
- JULY BABY
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people’s feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days
- AUGUST BABY
Outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. No self-control. Kind hearted. Self-confident. Loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. Easy to get along with and talk to. Has an “every thing’s peachy” attitude. Likes talking and singing. Loves music. Daydreamer. Easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. Loves to be loved. Hates studying. in need of “that someone”. Longs for freedom. Rebellious when withheld or restricted. Lives by “no pain no gain” caring. Always a suspect. Playful. Mysterious. “charming” or “beautiful” to everyone. stubborn. curious. Independent. Strong willed. A fighter. Repost in 5 mins and you will meet the love of your life sometime next month.
- SEPTEMBER BABY
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people’s problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand. If you do not repost this in the next 5 mins, someone very close to you will become mad at you in the next 8 days.
- OCTOBER BABY
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all. repost this in 5 mins or you will not meet the love of your life for 10 years.
- NOVEMBER BABY
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind. Repost in 5 mins & you will excel in a major event coming up sometime this month.
- DECEMBER BABY
This straight-up means you are the most good-looking person possible… Better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer.Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. One guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves music. Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive.
taurus: uurejrbrb
gemini: frbgthyjumj
cancer: vrhjbthjtbrbrmmrki
leo: gorgeous
virgo: fregtrjtht
libra: perfect
scorpio: evil
sagittarius: ghvfhjgukhbg
capricorn: rgtmkghjyklyn
aquarius: hyjujkuikiik
pisces: rhnyjyjyjuj7
Reblog if you’ve actually read every single page of all seven Harry Potter books; from The Boy Who lived to Nineteen Years Later.
Aka the zodiac signs
Aries aka intensely independent person who needs somebody
Taurus aka extremely slow person who seems to magically get everything done
Gemini aka the person you think is a idiot but actually a damn genius
Cancer aka the angel who has this perception that they’re a piece of shit
Leo aka the person that just needs the simple things to make them happy
Virgo aka the chill looking person who is absolutely not chill in the inside
Libra aka eternal 7th grader who wants to be a model
Scorpio aka the person you think is a angry demon but actually just irritated
Sagittarius aka the rockstar who wants the whole world
Capricorn aka the ultimate mysterious person you want to have sex with
Aquarius aka the true rebel without a cause
Pisces aka spiritually intelligent person who’s stuck in the stupid physical realm
signs that know they don't know shit: libra, sagittarius, cancer, capricorn
signs that actually know everything: virgo, scorpio, leo, taurus
Slytherin Characteristics
- Slytherins often feel like they have too much responsibility on their shoulders.
- Common Slytherin Boggarts: Failure, death, being trapped, wasps/bees, being buried alive, and being alone.
- Slytherins are more likely to develop OCD or Depression.
- Some common Slytherin talents are acting, writing, playing piano, and dancing. Things that require great skill and practice.
- Slytherins are firm believers in, “If you want something done right, you’ve got to do it yourself.”
- Slytherin’s can’t keep a secret unless it’s their own, in which case they guard it with their lives.
- Slytherin’s don’t “Forgive and Forget.” If you did it once, you can do it again.
- Most Slytherins can be really friendly. (To those people who deserve it.)
- Slytherins fear facing you after you’ve seen them cry.
- Slytherins aren’t assholes, people are just too sensitive.
- Slytherins are likely to come up with ‘What if?’ scenarios. These thoughts might even keep them up at night.
- Slytherins hold grudges. They may not bring up what you did, but they’ll never forget.
- Slytherins enjoy horror movies. But, less so if they’re watching them alone.
- Slytherins don’t like relying on other people.
- Slytherins can’t stand it when people ask stupid questions, especially when the answer is obvious.
- Slytherins like to push the limits and see how much they can get away with.
- When a Slytherin cries, it’s probably from stress, not sadness.
- Slytherins fear failure.
- Slytherins are their own worst critics.
- Slytherins are often very misunderstood.
- Slytherins keep arguing even when they know they’re wrong.
- It’s typical of a Slytherin to struggle with religion; they have difficulty putting faith into things that they can’t explain.
- Slytherins don’t get mad; they get even.
- A Slytherin won’t forgive you for causing them pain until they’re sure you’ve recieved just as much (or more).
- Sometimes Slytherins keep fighting long after they’ve forgotten what they were fighting for/about.
- Slytherins are likely the most stubborn and persistent type of people.
- When upset, Slytherins detach themselves from everything. If someone asks what’s wrong, they’ll lash out.
- Many Slytherins use music and lyrics to express themselves.
- Slytherins hate to be told, “You don’t understand” or having their competence questioned.
- Slytherins have an odd interest in the mentally ill/disturbed.
- Slytherins tend to believe that they’re never good enough.
Source (with minor edits from me)
