Alana - XXIV
England
Sassy - Slytherin - Scorpio
ISFJ
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England
Sassy - Slytherin - Scorpio
ISFJ
blog CREATED
24TH FEBruary 2014
blogging
Doctor Who
Harry Potter
Tolkien
MARVEL
Supernatural
Posts are queued
over 24 hours,
15 times a day
it is currently
Or perhaps in Slytherin you'll make your real friends. Those cunning folk use any means to achieve their goals.
GALUHFREY
GALUHFREY
- forth
I’m gonna be tht friend .. like the one when ur in ur 20s and everyone’s in relationships or getting married and there’s the one friend who isn’t. it’ll b me
5 years ago | ❤ 167716 via | Source
Person: So, which book is actually your favorite?
Me: You mean, like what are my top ten?
Person: No. Which book? Just one.
Me: Which series?
Person: No. Just pick a favorite book!
Me: Uh....... *brain short circuits*
Me: You mean, like what are my top ten?
Person: No. Which book? Just one.
Me: Which series?
Person: No. Just pick a favorite book!
Me: Uh....... *brain short circuits*
5 years ago | ❤ 22753 via | Source
person: *dislikes a book I adore*
me: *respects their opinion because I'm fucking mature*
me: *respects their opinion because I'm fucking mature*
6 years ago | ❤ 4576 via | Source
Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”
- soothe your boobs
- de-stress your breasts
- undo the calamity that is your mammaries
- adjust your bust before it combusts
I also like:
- give that chest a rest
- hakuna your tatas
don’t have a rack attack
6 years ago | ❤ 464899 via | Source
family reunionsrandom relative: oh my god you're so grown up now!!!
me: it's so good to see you! [hugs relative]
me: [mouthing at my mother over their shoulder] WHO THE FUCK IS THIS
me: it's so good to see you! [hugs relative]
me: [mouthing at my mother over their shoulder] WHO THE FUCK IS THIS
6 years ago | ❤ 149435 via | Source
Types of HumorGryffindor: dirty jokes, do-it-for-the-vine, loud and hearty guffaws, physical pranks, at themselves and each other, knee-slapping, random tickling attacks, tears of relief and joy, raucous celebratory laughter
Ravenclaw: High and clear, musical laughter, intelligent jokes, punchlines, horrible wordplay and puns, obscure inside jokes, mischievous twinkles, waiting for the other shoe to drop, elaborate pranks
Hufflepuff: warm and chuckling laughter, snorting milk, sputtering water, laughing until you can't breathe, teasing and ribbing, team-effort pranks, false innocence, irony, the onion headlines, dad jokes
Slytherin: dark jokes, lets-play-serious-or-joking, best friend insults, throw your head back laughter, red face and teary eyes, knowing looks and smirks, weird news, inventive pranks, dangerous dares
Ravenclaw: High and clear, musical laughter, intelligent jokes, punchlines, horrible wordplay and puns, obscure inside jokes, mischievous twinkles, waiting for the other shoe to drop, elaborate pranks
Hufflepuff: warm and chuckling laughter, snorting milk, sputtering water, laughing until you can't breathe, teasing and ribbing, team-effort pranks, false innocence, irony, the onion headlines, dad jokes
Slytherin: dark jokes, lets-play-serious-or-joking, best friend insults, throw your head back laughter, red face and teary eyes, knowing looks and smirks, weird news, inventive pranks, dangerous dares
6 years ago | ❤ 50806 via | Source
“www.” spoken out loud is the best and most inspiring acronym because it takes literally three times as long to say as “world wide web”, the phrase it’s supposed to be shortening, and that’s the level of incompetence i aspire to and achieve every day
6 years ago | ❤ 74289 via | Source
*it starts raining*
me: yes
*lighting appears*
me: yES
*thunders explode*
me: YES
*raining intensifies*
me: YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
me: yes
*lighting appears*
me: yES
*thunders explode*
me: YES
*raining intensifies*
me: YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
6 years ago | ❤ 1043819 via | Source
Me: I really need to do this thing today.
Me: Yeah okay sure but hold on, hear me out, okay... but what if, okay, what if we do it TOMORROW instead?
Me: Oooh yes.
Me: Yeah okay sure but hold on, hear me out, okay... but what if, okay, what if we do it TOMORROW instead?
Me: Oooh yes.
6 years ago | ❤ 336547 via | Source
my requirements for sleeping at night: is the pillow cool enough? are my legs positioned so they don't put too much weight on each other? are my arms tucked in nicely and not at odd angles? can I stop thinking about the day's events? is enough of my body out from under the blanket that I won't overheat? are my toes safely tucked in to hide them from monsters?
my requirements for sleeping in the morning: is the surface vaguely horizontal and not made entirely out of hornets
my requirements for sleeping in the morning: is the surface vaguely horizontal and not made entirely out of hornets
6 years ago | ❤ 672646 via | Source
Do you guys ever say the wrong thing in a conversation and then have it haunt you for months or years afterwards like a social anxiety poltergeist?
6 years ago | ❤ 514613 via | Source
uk eurovision viewers…
listen…. they may take our points… they may take the eurovision winner cup… they may even take the piss… but they will never take…. our cheeky nandos…
6 years ago | ❤ 6957 via | Source