themarvelnerd:

And it was at this moment, Pietro knew, he fucked up.

mylifeforthelore:

this made me laugh so hard

I think it’s nice that Voldemort always waits until the end of the school year to try and kill Harry.

ckents:

Despite his flaws, Voldemort really cares about Harry’s education.

#good old voldy

wrathofthegiraffe:

momir-vig:

wrathofthegiraffe:

I wonder if american wizards have the same weird relationship with european wizards that muggle americans have with muggle europens.

Do we think American wizards are constantly shouting that they should have the right to practice the unforgivable curses because freedom?

Do we think American wizards have a sport called Quidditch that’s really not at all like Quidditch?

American Quidditch is called Quodpot and at the end of the game the quod (quaffle) explodes. Honest to god JK wrote this.

This is what I get for speculating before actually reading up on canon.

booksbandspizza:

imperiomalfoy:

toodrunktofindaurl:

boyleohboyle:

okay but if Tom Riddle used the Chamber of Secrets doesn’t that mean that he would have to take that slide down?
did he scream? did he go “weeee”? or did he just lie there emotionless as he slid down the pipes?

IT GOT BETTER

I CAN‘T STOP LAUGHING

animateglee:

Was bored at uni, then this happened.

lordwhat:

Fool proof.

titillatingtubist:

simplypotterheads:

I feel like we should send Tom Felton baked goods and “Sorry for your loss” cards or something. It can’t be easy going around being very pro-Slytherin and preaching Slytherin pride for years, only to turn around and have Pottermore betray you by placing you in a different house. And not just any different house, but the rival house.

Poor guy.

Bake him a cake decorated in all Slytherin colors…only to have him cut into it and find yellow and red cake.

mirkwood-moose-tache:

flossskull:

yearofthepearl:

How to Tell

by ttanner2448

Oh my god this is genius!

I’M. LITERALLY CRYING.

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I’m distracting you, you big turd-blossom.

captryanclark:

100% Rebel Time DORK!